On a minor note, I completed the New Super Mario Bros. Not the new one for the Wii, but the one on Nintendo DS. Best game I've played on the DS ever. 4/4. I'll give it a more proper review later.
For all my dozens of adoring fans reading my blog, I wanted to let you know. If you haven't been following my Captain Harlock-esque adventures in the deepest reaches of outer space, now's the time. In this post, I will recap all the important things to know. WITH PICTURES!!!
Back in space...
As me, Ash, Lee, and Sayoko enjoyed a short space flight from the planet Kattox to its neighboring planet Reeva, I reflected on the people, places, and things I've seen recently. I recorded this information on a Google Doc so I could pull it up when I arrived back on Earth and post it to my blog.
Recently I was pulled backwards through time by just a few years. The reason for my trip and the exact person who did it are still up for debate, but I must seperate the information into stuff from the past I currently inhabit and the future I came from.
The Current Past
Biographical Information
Ash and Lee
Twin sisters of Kattox, these girls are the daughters of an energy tycoon, owner of Fraction Industries. Ash likes to keep her hair shorter and is more outspoken than her mysterious sister Lee. Lee claims to have been responsible for sending me back through time. I am under the impression that her future self sent me backwards through time.
Ash and Lee's Father (Name never mentioned)
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President, founder, and owner of Fraction Industries, this man is wealthy and has two beautiful daughters. However, he suffers from Askreeves Syndrome Intergalactic Format, a virus that usually only causes common cold symptoms, but in a few rare cases is terminal. I have agreed to help Lee find a cure to ASIF that may exist on the planet Reeva.
Sayoko
Childhood friend of Ash and Lee, Sayoko was on a vacation cruise when I crashed into the sea after time travelling. Lee's future self gave a cryptic message saying that I will be responsible for Sayoko's eventual rise to the corrupt head of Fraction Industries.
Locations
Kattox - Prosperous planet widely known for Fraction Industries leading producer of Refractor crystals, an energy source with a nearly limitless output.
Reeva - Currently prosperous planet covered by 80% oceans. The people of Reeva are very industrious, but are heavily dependent on Refractor Crystal power.
The Previous Future
Bios
Ash
In the future, Ash has become a member of my pirate crew, the only member so far. She displayed the ability to be reborn like a phoenix in a previous fight in which she died.
Lee - In the future, Lee was transformed into a Cthulu monster, but we restored her human form through battle. Before that, Lee had been in charge of Fraction Industries, but after reports that she activated a WMD that destroyed the planet of Reeva, she was quickly replaced by Sayoko.
Sayoko - Most recent head of Fraction Industries, Sayoko is a devious and possibly dangerous business woman who may have had a hand in the destruction of Reeva.
Jack Haley
A ninja-robot charged with protecting an important Refractor crystal, Jack lost a duel with me when I used the awesome power of N.O. In the prescence of this infinitely expansive power, I believe Jack has gained human-like consciousness. I have not seen him since that day.
Locations
Reeva - In the future, Reeva is a decimated wasteland uncolonizable by humans while its sister planet Kattox remains stable.
When we arrive on Reeva we will search for information concerning the cure to ASIF. I'm hoping that if I continue to follow the events that are unfolding I will discover a way to return to my own time. That way I can get back to my ship. I miss her.
Until next time fellow pirates.
P.S.
Pictures are all stolen property of some poor souls on Deviant Art, various artists. I edited some green hair into some of them ;)
